Posts tagged iron man
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
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yes yes yes i think we must we could even make it a meetup field trip for people in ny?? only we can’t go opening day because that’s may 3rd and that’s tveitday at 54 below and tveitday wins over all other things even tony stark
MOTHER OF GOD
asdfghjkl; this is the beST kind of crack but idk my brain just short-circuited trying to figure it out
i’m not sure we can fit les amis into les avengers — but hell now my brain is also freaking out over all of them as x-men and what their mutant powers would be oh j f c but if i had to make movie-verse avenging parallels eeeeeek um
grantaire as my bb hulk: smart and kind yet depressive, mad moodswings yo
courfeyrac could be iron man, with the cocky moneyed playboy ease and rash heroism
feuilly as hawkeye: works with his hands, no super-powers save badassery
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so I was in the states recently and bought Avengers themed candy, and it seems that they want you take the Iron Man stick and dip it into the Captain America sugar and I don’t think I have to explain why that’s hilarious to me
IT’S CHERRY
i swear i thought it said dic n dips im sorry ill leave
Hawkeye (2012) #6
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The One Where Bruce and Tony Get Married
going through my docs folder, i found this science boyfriends drabble from a while ago. it’s still pertinent until it isn’t. (rated: t? idfk. 700 words)
They get married at City Hall because they can.
Mayor Bloomberg officiates, an old friend of Tony’s from the billionaire’s club, and there’s a mob of press, all Pepper’s hand-picked favorites.
Pepper stands beaming in a lucky red dress next to Tony as his witness, and Steve stands smiling next to Bruce; and someday, Tony had said, after Bruce said yes and a lot of kissing about it, if the government ever got off their backs, they’d marry Pepper and Steve too.
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Dee
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