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one does not simply stop writing fanfiction

I'm a writer in New York City. I'm probably older than you and younger than your mom.

This contains, at current: Avengers, Captain America, The Vampire Diaries, Teen Wolf, Les Miserables, geekery and other shiny things.

INFP. Pisces. Travel. Writing. Books. Comics. Cigarettes. Magic. Myths. Musicals. Outer space. Insomnia. Sparkly wine. Smoke. Slash. Spies. Science. Smut.

If I were at Hogwarts I'd be in Hufflepuff. If I had a dragon it would be green. If I were in Westeros I would leave. My captain is Kirk and my coffee is iced.

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Who is this? I ask, and you say, well, duh, Ark, that’s Thor, glory be his name, and Captain motherfuckin’ America. And I say, no, no, look closer… Okay, you say, it’s Chris(s) Hemsworth and Evans, hotness be their names, what’s your point? Look even closer, I whisper. Closer. And that’s when you realize that they are made of freaking wax, and are currently on display at Madame Tussaud’s in Times Square, along with the Hulk and Iron Man, and you could go do important fic-writing field research about anatomical proportions. For science. And stuff.

Who is this? I ask, and you say, well, duh, Ark, that’s Thor, glory be his name, and Captain motherfuckin’ America. And I say, no, no, look closer…

Okay, you say, it’s Chris(s) Hemsworth and Evans, hotness be their names, what’s your point? Look even closer, I whisper. Closer.

And that’s when you realize that they are made of freaking wax, and are currently on display at Madame Tussaud’s in Times Square, along with the Hulk and Iron Man, and you could go do important fic-writing field research about anatomical proportions. For science. And stuff.

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